"so where do the eucharists come from anyway?"
"they probably make them in the convents or bake them in the back of the church."
"nah...there's gotta be like a company or something that manufactures them in bulk."
"so whadda ya do...go in and ask for a pound of eucharist??"
"haha, no! you go in and ask for a body of christ!"
"whatever company makes them, they must have a monopoly on the business."
"yeah, we really should go into the eucharist-baking business and give them some competition."
"we would have to advertise!"
"yeah...our eucharist is 40% more holy than other brands."